Epiphany+Ambien Grace=Duh, what the hell do you guys think I am a college graduate?
Well, I am but that is where the difference between state colleges and private universities lies. Book somewhat smart and wisdom borne from filtered and put to use knowledge=state university 0 Private College 10!
I had to Google that word just to come up with a response by the way!
Epiphany:
Any situation in which an enlightening realization allows a problem or situation to be understood from a new and deeper perspective.
Well, here is my epiphany in regards to manipulation. Let me lay the groundwork for you. I cry and whine and moan about my still hanging on girlfriend Penny, I do this to my current girlfriend, psycho-bitch Kate. I then take myself and my favorite; like to bed her down but no it won’t happen, friend, Zoey to the movies.
My only request of Kate; give her all you got! As I beg of her to come to my aid.
Kate via Facebook via Penny somewhere out in Some Bum Fucked It Up Texas Town.
So, if you aren’t thick…than let her go and do not communicate with her anymore.
Penny, Tyler, Texas nurse’s aide and cowgirl:
I simply told Annie I knew she had a gf and I was perfectly ok with it. I have moved on and she has to. But I refuse to let someone text me and say some of those things that were said. Lol funny thing is I’m not the one that sent the text. It was just Annie (Ambien) being her fucked up self. And, for that matter, I have tried to let her go countless times.
Kate the elder:
I’ll promise you you will never hear from Annie (Ambien) again. And, you and she need to promise, drunk, high or fucking a man in your bi-curious states-everyone leaves each other alone.
Pitch Perfect was sooo funny. Zoey and I had the greatest time. I sat back smiled, manipulated a sad situation that was built on taking too much Ambien in and still had time for a good laugh!
Later, Kate caught up with me on Facebook; ‘are you any better?’
Ambien Grace:
‘I will be when you tell me you love me too!’
I may be a dimmed down version of a burnt out light bulb but let me take a stab at this epiphany thing. My one and only revelation that keeps my blood pumping, my anger fired and my sexual desires heightened is this:
Why waste time with someone who obviously does not know just how truly fucked up you are. Just how really twisted your love is for them. You are better off pulling out the, poor me, and finding another poor sap to pick your battles.
How is that for a revelation?
