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How to add Shit to any Romance

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Ambien Grace-'Fed a lot of shit and kept in the dark'

Ambien Grace-
‘Fed a lot of shit and kept in the dark’

Alrighty, I had thought about what course of action to take tonight…

Not much came to mind.  Pretty vacant up there.

So we covered the vibrator cleaning:

How did you clean it?   One interested reader posted.

My response:

I kept it pretty clean.  Hot soap and warm water after every use.  Don’t allow it out in the elements for too long.  And, for good luck and improved pleasure, you should always name IT!

Another interested reader posted:

Shit, what is this all about?

Ambien Grace response to the word Shit, how and when and where to use it:

Shit, sometimes I don’t feel like I’m good enough for you-typically used to make the person responding feel bad, guilty and run down by manipulation.

Shit, fuck, shit… I wasn’t thinking. Well I went to bed because you wouldn’t talk to me.  I’m not sure why you’d think you’re having pubic hair upsets me that much.  If it did I wouldn’t be going out with you.  I’ll let mine grow if that makes you feel better.-classic reply from a woman who believes looking like a ten year old Cub Scout just entering puberty is a sexy and beautiful thing.

Quick note to potential shavers,

Hell no to waxing. Shit hurts

No to pubic hair leg hair arm pit hair.  Smooth and similar to a baby’s bottom is my motto.

Fuck this shit!  Will you just let me give you money? FB me this morning and we can meet up. For the record I go to bed feeling like shit a lot.  I just want to be with you.  I’m sorry if I can’t be more realistic it’s just how I am-obvious reaction from a 22 year old infatuated with a  married woman who insists that their volatile relationship is going nowhere, fast.

I wish you would answer my calls…but I guess I’m shit out of luck. I love you!-manipulated retort when you start to see you are lower then worm shit and everyone knows it but you!

That’s enough for today.  I have a big Harry Potter marathon planned for Beckett Couvillion and myself.  He can have the daybed, I’ll take the broken bed!  Junk food, fantasy flick about pre-teen boys and no adults allowed!
I just love being this kind of 22!  Adults make it seem so much worse than it is when you travel as, Ambien Grace.



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