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A reader writes:
Dear Ambien…
look up at the skies (Google chem-trails) fake clouds blocking the sunlight… also America and England put chemicals in tap water and food to dumb down population… this is fact…. sorry to burst your bubble.. Please research everything said…you are not dumb Ambien it’s in the air!
I got lost in a voting booth. I got lost when asked whether I wanted the Supreme Court to make final decisions or the judicial branch of the government. I am Ambien Grace-land, living in the state of constant confusion.
I had to take a clozapine before, during and after voting. I then had to take more medication to explain to my girlfriend,
“Duh, what does that mean…why wouldn’t the President make the final decision? I just left the box blank. I only voted so we could get married. Isn’t that what you wanted me to do?”
So, much as I would like to blame the stagnant expression that often appears on my face with ‘Concord NH just has dumb downed air.’ I don’t think even in my sublimely obtuse state could get away with oxygen being my stupefied downfall.
I can however, blame, my birthmother who sits in a trailer down South. Hitting the crack pipe and doing some nighttime work to pay the bills.
I can also point fingers at my Adopt-A-Mother for doing my college paperwork for me. For perusing what few leads there are in regards to my professional career: Photography on the life and times of trees. Same tree different angle, different seasons and Ambien Grace on different medications.
I suppose the once every six weeks therapist that Daddy has in his pocket. The one that doesn’t ask questions and hands scripts over to me like writing assignments, well, she could have something to do with my ignorant blandness to life.
Really, Mr. Reader, the only thing I’ve ever been good at is going down on men and pissing off lesbians. Thanks for the thought, though-
Ambien Grace
Concord NH
