Wake Up America, where is our middle class? End world poverty in the US! Get our people education, rich people take responsibility, believe in goverment, invest in social safety net, Zzzz don’t fall asleep! create new skills & virtue! (Photo credit: Wonderlane)
Somehow, I have managed to find myself with a bit of a following.
Perhaps, then, my fellow cyberspace junkies you can solve the following conundrum. I only ask because it has baffled me for years and I know that Concord NH is not the only little burg with this problem:
My Mum who believes in recycling, hemp, tote’s, organic matter of any sort, free-range anything as long as the price tag is steep and essentially, a pathologist to outwardly politically correct beliefs!
Well, Mommy Theresa, however, when she finds herself behind closed doors is a non-free range wolf in sheep’s clothing:
She produces more waste than is necessary for a large Somalian family. Her attempt at humor is akin to shutting Father Floyd off sexually for the last ten years. And, I am certain she burns rainbow flags on the lawn at night when no one is looking! Her beauty products that don’t seem to be working could establish the very first Plastic Dollhouse, three stories high!
We have more landscapers, construction workers and maids then the non surviving passengers on the Titanic.
However, from the three window seating I have in the attic, I see nothing wrong with the outside of the house. And, the only room in need of cleaning is my Attic Abode and the maid is afraid to come in because she heard lesbian mantra‘s coming from it in the night. ‘I am not a Barbie doll…I am not a Barbie doll…’
All that being said, and taking into account the stone house down the street, the little but not really, pink mansion up the street and just about every house in between are all the same! The are all sickened by the madness that lies within. The hinted at but not spoken about mantra of Upwardly Mobile Professionals with No Common Sense. Said chant being, ‘I’m okay you’re okay!’
So readers, knowing all of this, tell me the answer to the following riddle:
If one heterosexual stagnant but sperm producing male engages with one heterosexual over the top and blindly in love with self female what kind of child would be spawned?
Keep in mind, I am adopted so that throws a kink into the equation. Also, Beckett Couvillion the third, the dog, doesn’t count as a child of said parents. Although he is considered higher functioning then myself!
