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My Short Life’s Bio

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the ice queen only melts between 1 and 2 p.m. daily

the ice queen only melts between 1 and 2 p.m. daily

Many readers have messaged and asked:  Who is Ambien, the Annie C., Grace?

Well, my favorite color is blue.  My favorite position is on top straddling.  All though, on rare occasions, I like to think of the other person and let them decide who sits where.

I love, love, absolutely love, the Twilight Series!  Bella is a goddess.  I’m a couch potato and a radio head.   On many of my profiles I joust at the idea of liking classical music and old films like, Casablanca!  Really, I can’t understand any of it even if I put subtitles on.

Ambien Grace most likely is someone you’d bump into by accident in a crowded store.  You’d catch a glimpse of the vacant warehouse behind the steel blue eyes and shudder at the thought of evil touching you.  My madness is contagious it strikes more than ¾ of America’s young adults.

My madness comes with a name, conventionality dull.  My clothes are purchased by my mother.  I have not bought anything on my own since I attempted to buy a sexy piece of lingerie at Victoria Secret.  To my chagrin the weight I had lost by losing my wallet didn’t help with the water balloons kept trapped within the red lace bra or the mighty white ass dragging behind the silk thong.

Cognitively I have left the building.  Spiritually I think within the confines of a box.  Emotionally I dropped the ball at the 10 yard line and began running in the other direction.

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I treat my body like a temple.. you treat yours like a tent.

I treat my body like a temple..
you treat yours like a tent.

Basically my one favorite quote is:

I’ve been texting you all day and got nothing…So I just felt like dying!

I’d like my readers and followers who have grown into the thousands to send me their bio and we can peace together a secret Ambien society.


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