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An Ambien Knock Off

Did not I cast the first stoneAnd then justify the blame What if I came at you with such loose labels as; fag, dyke, nigger, towelhead? Where did the labels and the name calling begin? Does it sit with...

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the Tradition Marriage Museum…Not!

  if a homosexual lies down with a tree…in turn does the tree get put to death The National Marriage Organization Welcome to our new organization promoting traditional marriage! Here are five short...

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the Princess and the Lesbian

Cover of Still Life With Woodpecker, echoing the design of the Camel cigarette packet (Photo credit: Wikipedia) Conversation between a lesbian Lioness and a misguided by bad karma waif…current day:...

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“Enemies, as we…

failure comes in plus sizes “Enemies, as well as lovers, come to resemble each other over a period of time.” by Sydney Harris. When you’ve seen your share of human accidents…you tend to wear your...

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Neanderthal Woman

Battle for the Planet of the Apes (Photo credit: Wikipedia) Thoughts on Ambien not so Full of Grace: So, languidly and apologetically, I must say something. Not all twenty-somethings are the missing...

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Passing Out and Coming To

Reblogged from randomwordbyruth...: I left the attic today.  In sort of a Trazodone blackout, stumbling down the three flights of stairs, shuffling over to the perfectly placed breakfast nook,...

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Pan Handling for America

English: Uncle Sam recruiting poster. (Photo credit: Wikipedia) Jean Loring in Identity Crisis. Art by Rags Morales. (Photo credit: Wikipedia) English: Downtown, Concord, New Hampshire (Photo credit:...

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Disaster calls in OKC

Reblogged from jeremymillner: Since the last time I wrote this we lived in Mississippi for a week in an awesome house and closed down a JFO in a day. We got done early and got to enjoy ourselves. We...

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Dysfunction Junction

for the next 60 years or so…you will experience moments of insanity Family is the closest one will ever get to purposeful insanity. It flowers close to the heart during the winter’s of our childhood....

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Paper Thin

I don’t know exactly where or when it happened. Don’t really care? Of course, I do. AA meetings have always had a Stepford feel to me. Something beaten down into our souls. So far in grained that the...

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Top Heavy by Ambien Grace

…look Ambien, there’s a whale! “A Kodak Camera advertisement appeared in the first issue of The Photographic Herald and Amateur Sportsman, November, 1889. The slogan “You press the button, we do the...

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the Devil & his Mighty White Boy Band

Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld shares a laugh with President George W. Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney during his farewell parade at the Pentagon. (Photo credit: Wikipedia) Sex and Drugs and...

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Always Leave Your Light On

When I was younger…much younger than today, I ran. I ran from the darkness that shouted from the emptiness I felt inside. The hiding and pretending and disintegrating into poetry, books, music and...

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Vertigo Virgin…Not!

Look out kidIt’s somethin’ you didGod knows whenBut you’re doin’ it again As I do with many of my character defects, I like to blame my upbringing. I’m a recovering alcoholic because I am native...

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How to Cheat at a Game of Monopoly

through the dirty streets of Waltham to Grandmother’s house we go. Saturday morning found me itching to get on over to my grandma’s kitchen. Where the sweetest little berries was cooking up right. And...

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Rape…Don’t Ask Don’t Tell

There had been a girl/child/woman…from UNH. New Hampshire’s very poor attempt at looking like it can belly up to the debate table with the other big league state run universities. hatred breeds hatred...

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Let’s Get Drunk N Screw

My grandmother to which I had been aptly named after held two degrees: feral humans…pampered at birth and lost somewhere along the way A black belt in foul language and a third degree burn from living...

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Truth is Stranger than Friction

Dear Esmeralda Dysfunction Junction I’m going to try to not make this a long-winded story but I do like to write. We just got the baby shower invite in the mail and would love to go.  That Patty really...

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Who Cares if you disagree?

…the only thing that remains the same is hate The question on viewers minds? How can you write about such personal stuff? The number one answer in Franklin, New Hampshire today… It isn’t real! Smoke...

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Pushing the Stranger from the Bridge

There had been a slow and steady purpose to her gate…get it?  The gate?   breaking the rules and not counting the costs? The gate could have been easily seen as the devil’s P.O. Box in downtown HELL....

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